I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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