I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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