Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
sex in a hospital.. check
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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