we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
