The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
two words: eviction party
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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