OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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