Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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