i jhust puked up my retainher.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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