So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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