Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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