Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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