I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I looked at my own cervix.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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