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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.

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(253): View more from Washington

She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.

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(317): View more from Indiana

fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.

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(516): View more from New York

I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.

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