I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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