everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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