I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
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