UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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