i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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