just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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