I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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