ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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