oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
The ass gains better be worth it
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