Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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