1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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