all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I enjoy the company of your penis
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