You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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