And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
