Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
How's work?
Spinning.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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