Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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