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Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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