yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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