I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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