Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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