I molested 6 butterflies tonight
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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