I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
how does that bad decision feel?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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