Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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