I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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