I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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