I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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