Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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