I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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