found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Randomize
