did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I need water and some morals
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