me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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