i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
It's blow job season.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
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