Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
We just shotgunned beers for America
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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