Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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