you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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