walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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