I'm so fucking centered right now
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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